What a balls up!
I have ex & kids coming over today for a ‘dead cow’ experience. So off to the supermarket for some ‘dead cow’. Waited half an hour for local transport, none.
Off to catch the bus. Supermarket was crowded, finally got to the butchery dept, no ‘dead cow’, no ‘dead pig’, no ‘dead chickens’…
Left the cart in the middle of the queue and walked out. Taxi to other supermarket. Supermarket was crowded, but at least they had ‘dead cows, pigs and chickens’; so now we can have our BBQ.
Of course, it’s Monday, I should have realised that it would be SNAFU.
I should have had more coffee, direct, no middleman; perhaps intravenous would have been good.
I had other things to write about… Now what were they?
Hmmm, it’s beer o’clock, I’ll have an ale or two while I think about them.
Here’s a thought…
Have you ever wondered why beer is like a woman’s breasts?
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One is not enough!
Oh, and the chances of me posting more today, are slim, very very slim.
At least you found some dead cow. I understand in the UK they go shopping for dead cow burgers and lasagne, and are sold dead horse burgers and lasagne.
Ohhh and we have a lot of snow in sunny Italy at the moment
>Pecora Nera, yes, I found some. I had forgotten the ‘dead horse’ problem, or I would have mentioned it in, tongue in cheek, of course.
Snow, snow, *checks sky* hot and sunny here!
AV
yep AV, as Pecora Nera above explained, we wish we had dead cows in the UK burgers, but apparently lots of dead horse meat found in the production process of burgers and lasagne. All big news in the UK. I don’t know about Brazil, but in the UK a lot of people buy processed / convenience food to be re-heated (findus frozen lasagne, frozen burgers etc) so they are all up in arms over here…. lucky you if you can find some dead cows…
>OAiC, Dead Horse, town in northern Alaska, incredibly cold -50 in the winter. Tourists (stupid people) go there to see the midnight sun. Yes, convenience food is popular in Brazil, but I have never seen Findus here. What do you call horse meat? Cow = beef, pigs = pork, deer = venison, horse = ??? Geegee, perhaps.
AV