I do… Every time I want to type, I have a pussy on the printer who wants to be petted. It can make posting a long involved process.
I googled pussy tickler… and after some electrifying dildoes, moustaches and even a bicycle I found Cameron Diaz… I thought well, that’s more appealing than a photo of my moustache, so there you have it.
It’s Monday once again. So far nothing has gone wrong, but the day is young.
It has started off okay, lots of coffee and marmalade on toast for breakfast.
I have no classes today. I could organise one, I do need the money, but the prospect of an extra day in which to R & R irresistible.
Lunch yesterday was leftover four cheese lasagna, today will be a BBQ 1″ thick pork chop and whatever I decide later, probably involve pickled cabbage and mashed potato with parsley butter. I may even whine wine a little to set the mood.
I had my hair and beard cut. I feel like a shorn sheep. Instead of the wind blowing through my locks, it just blows across the stubble. When I get my hair cut, it’s No. 1 comb on the clippers and GO! Only the pussy tickler moustache is spared this indignity and gets a light trim with the scissors so it doesn’t curl down over my upper lip or impede the entry of food.
Flamengo won it’s football game last night 0-0 until the last minutes, 1-0, the bar erupted with glee, except a lonely Fluminense support. Being normally a quiet unobtrusive type, even I let out a ‘whoop!’ Which stopped the regulars in their tracks, they’re not used to such behaviour from me. I felt quite contrite having disturbed the dancing and merrymaking.
This is my fifth post for the day, so I need to open another bottle of inspiration and see what transpires.
But a nap wouldn’t go amiss either.
Oh, later!
Life is but a Labyrinth 
That’s some bony kitty.
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>blue, I’m not generally in favor of CD types, but it fitted the title.
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It did.
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Cardiff also won 1-0 so I think it must have been that sort of day. I’ve never had a number 1 cut and I veer wildly between full beard and no beard and all points in between. It’s season dependent to an extent. Always take R&R over money.
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>Andrew, yes, I tend to get trimmed about four times a year. I tell the regulars at the bar it was my tosa e banho anual (yearly cut and shampoo for pets). Definitely seasonal, we’ve already had a few days over the 40 mark despite the last cool week, if the summer continues like this, I may need another soon after Christmas. The locals like me with a beard over Christmas, the kids all call me Papai Noel… which I deny, telling them that I’m only Father Christmas’ older brother; but that’s good enough. I must post about that soon.
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My she has big feet. I’m guessing that picture of CD is pushing a lot of buttons for more than a few of your followers. Don’t get Brazilian League here but there is plenty of Premier League. Chelsea lost and that always makes my day…it doesn’t take much which is good because it makes life simple and easy. Well I’m done with coffee for now, off to find the corkscrew and a cork to use it on.
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>Ronald, big feet = good grip on the planet. The Brazilian versions I consider skinny bints, not all all my type, I prefer a little comfort, not rib-nudging bones. I like an easy life, no stress. I used the corkscrew about an hour ago and have put paid to half a bottle of Shiraz/Cab since, at the moment I am not so much typing as hunting and punching. Lunch was delicious btw, I’ll post about the diesel cremated spuds tomorrow.
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