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The Day is Nearly Over

I was lying on the sofa watching the news, cheese board and beer in front of me, when it suddenly hit me…

I haven’t posted here today!

Wednesday night football is due to start in 10 minutes, so it’s going to be a right short post.

One of the cheeses I was eating was Gruyere, one with some holes in it; they say the flavour is in the holes… Have you ever wondered how they get the holes in cheese?

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Mystery solved.

I see the Pope has sacked the ‘Bishop of Bling’ in Germany. The ‘Bishop of Bling’ has been blung! Spending over €31m on his residence.

The North Korean men have been ordered to wear their hair in the style of Kim Jong-wanker. What a bloody narcissist?  He wants the rest of North Korea to look as stupid has he does.

putin-mykraineI read that Putin has shrugged off the idea of being expelled from the G8, now the G7, and has formed the G1.

He will meet himself in Sochi as planned and expects to be elected chairman unopposed.

Rumour has it that there will be no dissent to his further atrcocities.

Later… football

I’m a Pro…

It's Humpday, this rabbit has confused it with Monday

It’s Humpday, this rabbit has confused it with Monday

…crastinator!

I have put off the fan idea for the day. I had a terrible night, not because of the noisy fan, that ran quietly all night, but I was up and down with thirst. I went out for BBQ dinner last night, too much salt in one sitting.

So on waking at 6am yawning, I blogged three, napped one, blogged two… OMG, sounds like I am knitting!

Between that lot, I have read the news, made coffee, answered some comments, and now I am sitting here with a lit cigarette in one hand and half a cigarette burning away in the ashtray. I really need more coffee!

I should have lots to post about this morning afternoon, because I drank quite a lot of creativity fluid (see yesterday’s post) last night. But apart from being a little miffed because Prince George’s christening has been announced as headline news, I am at a loss. Who gives a shit?

The Americans are saying that the 70 million French emails is not true, I am sure that’s a load of bollocks. The Americans have been caught with their pants down and they’re back-peddling like crazy.

The pope has suspended the ‘Bishop of Bling’ from his position while he is investigated for wasting billions of church money on his luxury home which includes a 2.9m euro private chapel.

FaceBook has reversed its position on beheading videos. Good, there are somethings we don’t need to see.

Iran has decided that there’s no need to hang a man twice. He survived the original attempt and was in hospital recuperating for a second try. Various orgs and governments decried the need for a second hanging and as Iran is trying to amend its global reputation, they decided it was in the best interests not to hang him again.

Spain is out of recession… LOL bollocks! A 0.1% growth for one quarter does not represent a recovery, it’s merely a hiccough.

Found this to make you giggle:

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Later.

 

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