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Half a Mind

halfamindI could, if I had half a mind, do the dishes, but then the other half would talk me out of it.

It has.

So, here I am.

Having half a mind stops me from being normal. I tried that once and it was boring.

Today’s routine is pretty similar from yesterday’s. So, I could just link you there and save myself the bother.

One thing I did discover is that some people write vegan as veg*n as a form of vegan/vegetarian. Vega*n, therefore is not a dirty word. I still think it is; we have canine teeth, that means we are carnivores, it’s in our genes. One thing I have discovered in life it that people who are not happy with themselves try to change things that shouldn’t be messed with. Things like baldness, small boobs, vegans…

NB: I like small boobs, so don’t mess with them.

And, those people who are bald, but grow one side long to sweep it over their bald pate; nothing irritates me more, these people are sick in the head. Vanity on overload.

Caution: Pussy break! Cloro is demanding attention. BRB

I had to take a pause to play with my pussy.

I now have a happy pussy, collapsed on the printer, so I can return to blogging.

My prolonged absence yesterday was cool. No untoward damage, and the dirt box outside had been used; so outside it stays. The nastiest smell in my kitchen this morning is freshly brewed coffee. Which indicates that life is not crap today.

likeable-blog-100-2xI missed an important milestone. My Some Animals are Crackers blog got 100 likes. Still has only a couple of visits per day, but I remain hopeful.

Today is Humpday, over the hump down hill to the weekend. Humpday is an important day of the week, it’s just a sign of better things o come, which is not like Mondays, Mondays should be stricken from the record, cancelled, ignored. Mondays are just not nice.

I took another moment off and yanked a fern from beside the yard tap to replant it in a pot in the living room. Looks good. Now all I have to do is convince Cloro that this is not a new toy.

I feel a nap coming on.

Later.

 

 

Life is Crap

outofcoffeecrapI have drunk what was leftover from yesterday; and my eyes are so heavy, I’m too lazy tired to make fresh.

In my post, Sunday Slap Dash, no one picked up that I was talking about Riesling, but posted Sauvignon Blanc. I was, in fact considering Riesling, then discovered the bottle was fizzy, so I swapped canoes in midstream and ended up using the SV, while still thinking Riesling.

vegndirtywordYesterday, I saw a post where vegan was written as veg*n. Is veg*n a dirty word?

Had me wondering.

Then today I saw ‘vegucated’; our language is growing, hopefully organically.

Not much going on today, posted on all blogs and it only took two mugs of coffee, no penises, testicles nor bacon; I ate the last of that last night, horrendously delicious. Today is black beans and pig bits, the Brazilians call it feijoada (black beans and pig bits).

Work starts today at 2pm and finishes at 7:30. It’s my longest day of the week. Cloro does not like this as she is at home all by herself with an advanced license in mischief and nobody to trip up in the kitchen. When I get home, she transforms into a werekitten (lycanthropy), fangs, claws and energy in all directions. Then at bedtime, because she slept all day, she wants to play…

Later.

 

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